Exam Factory
Hello level five point four
How are you level three?
Good morning C/D borderline
Stop twitching OCD.
Write down the objective
Copy out the date
Open to page twenty-five
Level four, sit down, you’re late!
You have an exam in three weeks time
And you had better pass
Or my target grades will not match up
And the head will have my arse.
Ive prepared some special worksheets
To help you to revise
Don’t worry if you don’t understand them
They’re just to memorise.
Stop chatting up the back there
Stop drumming with your pen
Listen to me when I’m boring you
Or I’ll say it all again.
I don’t care how bored you are
How dare you kids complain
Ive taught this seven times this week
And I’m bored out of my brain.
Who needs inspiration
When you have those A-C’s
That’s our motivation
In the exam factory.
Ned Goose